do i know you

hey, i recognise your bike, did u race at hamsterley?

do u ride much and i dont meen erected cocks/penises. i meen your bike.

that argyle guy seems mad. hello ali

f*ck off

ill keep my wits about me, dont want rear entry from james

hey yall sick bike broski, yea canada rulez

is this dan or calum?? xxxxxxx

its not my fault am a homosexual. its my friends there just all so good lookin that i fancy them

supose mate u cud nock me out in one punch cozyour massive well i no a man called dynamo dave. he knocked 2o men out with 1 punch. so dont mess wid me or yaw anus will be red raw xxxx

whose your bird anyways sexy??

hey dude, yea i race pro im on the WC circuit next year. Noice bike btw, id rag it just like you

i have. i said i will probably be at penrith market or ya mams house. by the way can i just ask who your girlfriend is?

are you for real? i banged your bird

i guess you actually know me did i used to teach you

hello my name is matthew north really

nah the war is back on why have you been trying to get tapped in with terry-anne thats not what pinkbike is for you gay little shit and anyways she is already mine

ok i give myself up and i will join your crew if you dont batter me. i live at penrith market and i work on a stall that sells walking gear and sex toys

who's after me? carlisle ASC(carlisle amatuer sudoku club)? buy you good use of the english language im guessing you maybe have one GCSE or maybe two since you did know penrith is in Cumbria. good look in finding me you will be searching for a long time since i dont live in Cumbria but i suppose the ASC will find me. Gutted eh

all of my pictures are on www.milfhunter.com. yes son im guessing i am harder than you not been bigheaded or anything but i play rugby for the north of england and i bike nearly every weekend. oh yes you want to know the nearest city to me that would be Newcastle good look finding me since there is only about 20 million people in the north of England.

yes i would quite like to have a fight with you since as im guessing your f*cking pathetic since you have no riding pics of yourself and you call yourself a sports star im guessing you can do about 0 pullups maybe 1 pushup and maybe 2siutups because you hard as feck

how are you going to knock him out over the internet. please explain to me